13/5/10

Last night, a friend of mine sent me a text calling me a "Vagatarian"

I'm sure someone else has used this term before, however I thought it was a stroke of pure genius and advised him to copyright it. It also led me to laugh out loud in a public place whilst having dinner with a slightly more 'refined' friend of mine. And it wasn't the usual type of laughter either - it was one of those short, shapr laughs that sort of ends up sounding like a cough or a hiccup or a retarded kind of sneeze.

Yeah. Fail. Right there. Shouldn't be let out in public...blah blah blah...If I'm not making noises to scare the general public, then I'm going ass over tit on drink-glossy dance floors (And then sit on my ass, laughing hysterically whilst other pouty, perfectly straightened, bleached girls shake their heads in disaproval - that said though, it's a rather awesome way to meet guys, the ones who can't think of any other way to talk to you, generally rush over fill of concern - Win!).